Indy Milk Oppo

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 05/26/2016 at 14:56 • Filed to: None

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Indy500 milk choices for racers

And, no. Almond milk and Soy milk aren’t milk, because none of things come from titties

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:02

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I would love nothing more as an indy 500 driver than to royally fuck with this list by having them put “Magnesia” next to my entry......I sometimes get upset stomachs at really stressful situations so I figure after doing the indy 500 I might somehow stop myself up for a day or more.....could be useful.

McMike > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:02

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Someone is missing out on a great marketing opportunity.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:05

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If they’re lactose intolerant... too bad!

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:05

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2% or GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike 05/26/2016 at 15:06

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Emmo knew how to.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:08

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Stef beat you to it, but the joke is worth the post - ha!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/26/2016 at 15:09

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My kids are, but they get lactose-free milk. Science!

RallyWrench > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:10

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Emerson Fittipaldi had orange juice. Pissed a lot of people off.

Sam > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:16

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I’d request 5 percent or some other silly number. Seriously though, who cares if you're lactose intolerant? One sip of milk isn't going to kill you. Just take the sip and dump the rest on your face, pretending to drink it.

DrJohannVegas > RallyWrench 05/26/2016 at 15:18

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Dude knew how to sell his product. (He was in the OJ biz at the time.) Since the milk “tradition” is a marketing stunt, fair game.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/26/2016 at 15:18

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Not allowed at Indy. I’m not joking.

DrJohannVegas > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:19

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Kimball, Mann, and Pigot are monsters. Good thing none of them have a shot to display their abhorrent behavior.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:23

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“Raw”

Because I just won the 500 damnit.

ncasolowork3 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:31

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1/2%

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:46

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NOBODY answered chocolate?!

Tatanko > Flyboy is FAA certified insane 05/26/2016 at 15:47

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1% is criminally underrepresented here as well.

(I’m joking :p)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 15:53

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Wanna know why they call it Almond Milk?

Because no one would buy Nut Juice.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ncasolowork3 05/26/2016 at 15:57

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a new account? Where have you been ncasolowork? What’s wrong with your old account(s)?

Jonee > Tatanko 05/26/2016 at 16:02

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I was going to bring that up too and I’m serious. I use 1% on my cereal. Have to watch my glorious figure.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/26/2016 at 16:11

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Seriously? It’s real milk... I assume some dairy has exclusive rights and doesn’t produce a lactose-free version? Lactaid does sell pills that will do the deed in your gut if necessary (we have those in the house, too).

Hot Takes Salesman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 17:00

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Whole is strangle my popular. I'd go for some 2%, by far

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 17:15

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Fat-free:

They should be banned from the sport for being insufficiently American.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 18:43

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Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/26/2016 at 18:43

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Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/26/2016 at 18:44

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this is not allowed?!

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Sam 05/26/2016 at 18:44

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or

VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/26/2016 at 18:58

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STEALER!

ncasolowork3 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 05/27/2016 at 08:09

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Someone in their great wisdom decided to remove ncasolowork2 from approved posting access on Oppo. I asked for it to be restored and they said but “what about ncasolo.” I told them I only had access to that account at home. I asked 2 or 3 more times and just said I guess they don’t want me here.

Then I lost my burner password on 2 and had to create 3. Which means I'm no longer approved on Jalopnik or io9, but hey I'm now approved on Deadspin if you can believe it.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/27/2016 at 11:17

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Seriously. Lactose intolerance is not allowed at Indy. It’s all do do with midwestern dairy sponsorship.

http://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-h…

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud 05/27/2016 at 11:18

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Nope. Seriously. It may be world renown, but it’s still in a flyover state.

http://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-h…